FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 28, 2010
September 27, 2010
September 29, 2010
Transcript:
Peter: Mom, you have to let me try out for football! Andy: Peter, sweetie, you'll get killed. Peter: I will not! Andy: You're a twig! Those other kids are gorillas! They'll maim you before you can even say "help"! Peter: Mom, trust me. What I might lack in sheer bulk, I more than makeup for in agility. Jason: Oops. Incoming! Peter: I live with Jason, for crying out loud. Andy: You have a point.
newworldmozart over 14 years ago
And the quarterback doesn’t have to be bulky to play.
RogueLeader over 14 years ago
True, but they can’t run any plays that require a pass more than 10 yards long with Peter.
cdward over 14 years ago
Yeah, but the point is to get through the other players, not run away from them (in the opposite direction).
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
I bet Peter’s great at dodgeball, tho.
boy123 over 14 years ago
i think that the house will be full of wrecked stuff but i will love to get some of those missiles.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Don’t worry all the couch won’t let Peter in the game never happen, now towel boy or water boy yes.
Frankr over 14 years ago
Kab: coach
skittercat over 14 years ago
I always thought Troy Aikman was teeny- he looked so small next to all the other football players- then I looked up his stats. He’s huge!
Good luck Peter…
I also like how you never get to see Peter’s hair….
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
I saw Pinball Clemens at an autograph signing once. He’s TINY! But the ‘Pinball’ part explains why he was such a good football player!