Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 22, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Run as fast as you can! It’s that über-creepy Burger King! You are no longer the scariest ones in the neighborhood!

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    Paul1969  over 14 years ago

    Poor ol’ Burger King! He’s got a big malpractice suit going on against the guy who put waaaay too much Botox in the syringe.

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    At least he retired from the NFL.

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    Kosher71  over 14 years ago

    Cha-ching .

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    Ah the disadvantages of not having TV - had no idea who that king was supposed to be.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Oh yeah, he’s scary.

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    octobermourn  over 14 years ago

    HAHAHAHaHAHa He scare me to

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    lakita_lover  over 14 years ago

    cdward, it’s better not to know. The BK commercial with that king are creepy!

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    Me_Again  over 14 years ago

    AAAAHHH! BURGER KING!!!

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    Not another one in the neighborhood.

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    sensrule92  over 14 years ago

    First time comment for this strip, gotta say how much I’ve been enjoying “Scary Gary”!

    In my neighbourhood we just got rid of the Burger King. It’s now an Arbys heh

    I don’t know which version of the Burger King is more unsettling. The newer plastic face version (as in today’s strip) or the vintage one from the 80’s (as in this YouTube featuring he and his pal–Sir Shakesalot): http://bit.ly/H3eS

    P.S.: Before someone says it, no, Sir Shakesalot did not write “Baby Got Back”. That was another guy.

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    Gypsy214  over 14 years ago

    Yep, I’d rather deal with Gary and Leopold than with the Burger King. At least their faces move!

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    napaeric  over 14 years ago

    Burger King is very scary, so is the food. Can’t understand how they stay in business.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    You all must not like those cool paper crowns you get.

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    my_discworld  over 14 years ago

    SO TRUE. That thing is the freakiest character on tv.

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