Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 16, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Gray, walk over to the fridge, get the mayo and put it on yourself.

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    Egrayjames  over 6 years ago

    Hangry is real. I don’t like getting there, but there have been a few times I’ve gone over the edge from being easy going to being a pure @ss.

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    Diat60  over 6 years ago

    We’re so-so on mayo, but I have been informed running out of HP Sauce is grounds for divorce.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    I had a girlfriend who got so bad when hungry that her kids and I thought of having an emergency sandwich( like an extinguisher) available; Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

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    trivers  over 6 years ago

    That would be the last damn sandwich I made him!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I think he’d prefer ham, Trivers.

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    Judy Saint Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Cut the carbs and that doesn’t happen. Go keto. And, yeah, make your own sandwich next time. Just sayin’.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I don’t suppose he ever thought of making his own sandwich. Or since she was kind enough to make it, get off his ass and get the Mayo himself.

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