Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 08, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Are we pondering stupidity?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ok, I have one.

    where is this cottage that cottage cheese comes from?

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    If you believe the vacuum is sentient, then pulling the plug is equivalent to killing it. Having it pop out just means the vacuum wants a little rest.

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    We has seen the enemy  over 5 years ago

    Also the cord mysteriously unwraps itself from your feet when you’re done.

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    wingrest  over 5 years ago

    up north silly

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There is no god but Murphy and Finagle is her prophet.

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    nanakitteh  over 5 years ago

    Truth. Then it breaks because you pulled it too hard.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m wondering why the cord is designed to reach exactly 90% of each room or hallway!

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