Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 17, 2020

I hate the idea of being inside the box.

I want to have my remains scattered over Disneyland. Oh, and I don’t want to be cremated.

I tell my wife to have me cremated and carry the ashes in the trunk of the car. That way she’ll be prepared if she gets stuck in the snow.

Burial $6000 and up, cremation $600 and up, I think my widow could use the money rather then throwing it into a grave.

So being put in a coffin is thinking outside the box?

just because you’re cremated doesn’t mean you need to be scattered