Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 15, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: How is my room GONE? Marigold: Do not panic. It is a common but temporary side effect of the room-cleaning spell. Phoebe: You didn't tell me that! Marigold: Some unicorns say that spell should come with a warning sticker. Phoebe: How can you put a sticker on a magic spell? Marigold: It turns out you cannot.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Well, perhaps you should do a book about all your magic spells Marigold, so that Phoebe can know the consequences and side effects of them.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
You can if the spell is cast by brewing a potion. If the metamagic properties of the sticker interfere with the spell, put a note on the sticker that says “remove before casting”.
jodudeit over 8 years ago
What would happen if they tried to step through the door?
Hello.hello over 8 years ago
Meybe they should put the spell in a bottle and label the bottle
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Looks like a good temporary answer for clutter.
rickray777 over 8 years ago
Phoebe: “Ohh… I can’t believe it… my room, all my things… what used to be my things, anyway…”Unicorn: “Hey, look, Phoebe, I’m sorry. It was an accident. I didn’t mean to cost you your entire room, forever and for all time.”P: “Oh, a fat lot of good that does!”U: “But take comfort: there will be other lifetimes, and other opportunities to enjoy what life has to offer; this just doesn’t happen to be one of them. Well, anyway. My work’s done. Oh, well. Better luck next life.”P: “Well, obviously I’m sleeping on the living room couch tonight!”U: “Ehh. Life’s tough. … Huh. Why are you being so quiet, all of a sudden? … Something I said, maybe?”Phoebe cries rather long; mourning her loss, quick to note what could have been, had she made better choices; say, picking up and putting things away herself; like her Mom asked her to do in the first place!U: “Hm. I guess I’d better go.” (Phoebe just weeps on…)
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
However, she left a post-it note in the…oh…the absent room. Hmm.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Shirking work otherwise meant for cleaning your room constitutes agreement with this End User Agreement: This magic spell is presented as-is with no warranty to the continued existence of your bedroom. All Unicorns are to be held not liable for incidental room disappearances, including but not limited to homework and end term finals papers.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh of course.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, see…we all live and learn.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Perhaps a diorama would be better.
GloryObu over 3 years ago
where is her room