The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 21, 2016
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Transcript:
Cheetah: Yeah, there's a powdery residue on my paws- but it's an orange powdery residue. Green man: Hey, let's let the lab sort out what's a legal substance and what's not, pal.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Caught orange-handed.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 8 years ago
I assume that the cat is featured in Cheetos advertising?
Cloudchaser over 8 years ago
They could make the orange powder so it doesn’t get all over your fingers, but the makers decided that’s part of the experience
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Like cheese that goes crunch is a real thing… sheesh!
J Short over 8 years ago
Trust me, Frito-Lay has got that dialed in so it stimulates the same brain centers as crack.
Prey over 8 years ago
If that is cheetos dust, it SHOULD be classed as a hazardous substance.
GoodGollieMizMollie over 8 years ago
Okay, I get it about Chester the Cheetah, but what’s that green thing in the middle?
zeexenon over 8 years ago
All dust is explosive in the right proportions to oxygen. Every decade some granary blows up. One problem is, the News always arrives too late.
paul GROSS Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s been hanging around Trump
tbally57 over 8 years ago
Do you think Trump turned Orange from eating too much of his favorite snack??
Mopman over 8 years ago
Wait, wait, I got it! I’ll make a joke about Trump, can’t believe nobody else thought of it yet.
kimbann over 8 years ago
The proper term for the residue is “cheet.”