B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 03, 2010

The park rangers put ear tags on all of the buffaloes and other endangered species. Of course, putting an ear tag on the Fat Broad, puts the park ranger on the endangered species list.

Ouch!!!

Playing tag with a park ranger is also a bad idea.

She’s just the right “brand” of girl for the park ranger.

At least he got you something.

The date might have been blind, but the ranger wasn’t.

Wild bear… Screaming large lady… I think there’s quite a few who’d make the same mistake…

All (other) kidding aside, just what did he tag her as, and how?

Now she regrets not shaving her legs before the date!!

I’m curious how he got away with it. “Oh honey, I just want to nibble on your ear a little…”

Ouch!

Good TGIF to pamlicorat, Grog, Knocks Over Beer, Lonewolf, Little Sister, Big Sister, MontanaLady, Gweedo, lightenup and all fellow BC’ers!!!

Let’s see: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine…and a stun gun???

Sasquatch?

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It’s all in the eyes of the beholder!

Good Friday Morning, Tanya, Gweedo, MontanaLady, LuvH8, Grog, LIttle Sister, Pamlicorat & Everyone.

I’d feel for the fat broad but I’m laughing to hard.

Good Morning, Gweedo Murray, Lightenup, Little Sister, ♠Lonewolf♠, LuvH8 Tanya & everyone else!

just a new earring….

if she got tagged, she got bagged

Hey, take it as a good sign that he wants to see you again. LOL!

Good morning, pamlicorat, Tanya, Grog, Gweedo, Sheik, MontanaLady, Lewreader, Lonewolf, LuvH8 and everyone else!

Oh Gweedo!! ROFLMAO!

Good Morning Tanya, little sister, Gweedo, Knocks over Beer, Lonewolf & Everyone!

I wish some og my students wore ear rings that small. I have kids with hoops so big that an elephant could use it as a hula-hoop. Also, my karma must be right because Earl missed me! Hope he does the same for up North!

@Lightenup: Of course he wants to see her again. He might be able to open one eye in about a week.

Hey at least she didn’t get a radio collar.

“Poor foxes. Every time they are wishing to have sex, they must find a park ranger for their contraceptive devices.”

it took five seconds, “hahahahahahahaha”

I thought maybe she was Minnie Pearl

A blind date ends with you both not wanting to see each other again.

It goes with her outfit? He thinks she is so special she is endangered? He is a rude moran?

Good Afternoon, Lightenup, Pamlicort, Little Sister, Tanya, Grog, Lonewolf, Gweedo and everyone.

How? narco dart, of course. Ranger Roofies.