If after a few minutes of frying your fragrant smoked bacon withers and dries in a gunk instead of sizzling awash in its own fat, it’s fake and you were legally cheated by the meat processing plant that boiled it, substituted the fat with preservative-laden brine and fake smoke aroma (and maybe a heap of monosodium glutamate so you think it tastes nice). Yuk! Guess why it costs $2/lb? But “honest” meat is way too expensive to compete.
Ah, Mr. Hart, being naughty again? Hazing at the Frat meant frying the Bacon, and everything else, Au Naturel.Brothers were sadists; pledges were the Sulphur Bomb experts.
Watcher over 8 years ago
Trousers and shoes are next.
cdward over 8 years ago
Till it catches fire.
flyertom over 8 years ago
Bake it in a toaster oven, 14 min. @ 400°. No turning, no mess.
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think inventing a cover for the frying pan might be more useful.
Jeddo over 8 years ago
If after a few minutes of frying your fragrant smoked bacon withers and dries in a gunk instead of sizzling awash in its own fat, it’s fake and you were legally cheated by the meat processing plant that boiled it, substituted the fat with preservative-laden brine and fake smoke aroma (and maybe a heap of monosodium glutamate so you think it tastes nice). Yuk! Guess why it costs $2/lb? But “honest” meat is way too expensive to compete.
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
One of life’s lessons…….Never cook bacon while in the nude.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 8 years ago
Why, we just covered this topic last week in WORKING DAZE. Must be on people’s minds a lot.
2Goldfish over 8 years ago
Bacon!
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
Remember to stop, drop, and roll.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Took me a moment…
jbk864 over 8 years ago
Ah, Mr. Hart, being naughty again? Hazing at the Frat meant frying the Bacon, and everything else, Au Naturel.Brothers were sadists; pledges were the Sulphur Bomb experts.
dflak over 8 years ago
I probably eat about 1/2 pound of bacon a year: half of it crumbled onto salads.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Brilliant!!!
David_J Premium Member over 8 years ago
Nobody asked… who invented their frying pan?
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
Jim Gaffigan does an entire comedy routine on bacon.