Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 30, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    It was either that or go straight into a brick wall.

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    in.amongst  over 8 years ago

    A show stopper suggestion!

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    I fell like that once on a skateboard. If only I had known about Newton’s First Law back then, it would have saved me so much trouble.

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Used to know a guy who gave mini-bike riding lessons. Most valuable piece of advice he ever gave me was: wherever you look, that’s where you’ll go. So if you see a tree or a wall, DON’T focus on it unless you want to go straight for it.

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    dl11898  over 8 years ago

    Hobbes must have broad shoulders and thick skin. He gets blamed for everything.

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    rentier  over 8 years ago

    What a suggestion!!

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    OUCH!!!Reminds me of the time I decided to ride my bike down the BIG hill in our neighborhood. At the bottom the road curved slightly to the left up the little hill. I was about 7 and I must of been going a a pretty good clip. When I got to the bottom of the BIG hill the gyroscopic effect of the front wheel was too strong for me and I couldn’t navigate the curve. I hit the curb, flew over the handlebar, and wearing only shorts and sneakers slid head first on the gravel on my right side. I was quick enough to protect my face with my arm and fortunately didn’t break any bones. I ran home, crying, to the family nurse (Mom) who removed the embedded gravel and dressed my wounds.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Some people think that Hobbes is Calvin’s conscience. If that’s true, why would this strip happen the way it does?

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    mattro65  over 8 years ago

    I have a few stories about mountain bike crashes but I’ll spare you the gory details. I have no hair left on my shins. I call the trail rash scars my receipts from mountain biking school. When my kids (or others) see the scars on my upper left back (from an endo I wish I had a video of) I just deepen my voice and say dramatically, “I’m a mountain biker!”

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Anyone who has traveled in mountainous regions, know about the emergency run out areas. They are designed just as Hobbes describes, and work quite well to stop a runaway vehicle…

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 8 years ago

    VOICE OF EXPERIENCE SPEAKS:*Be it a skateboard, in-line skates, bicycle, Segway, motorcycle or car…*Learn to stop before you start.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Bit late to tell Calvin your other suggestion though isn’t it? Haha.

    xxx

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