The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 01, 2010
August 31, 2010
September 02, 2010
Transcript:
Salesman: ... and all of our vehicles come with a lifetime warranty. We'll repair it for as long as you live - or 36 miles... whichever comes first. Mayfly: Gimme a day.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Bet they don’t pay out on many of those warranties…
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
I’m guessing you’re right about that, Marg!
ksoskins about 14 years ago
The lifespan of an adult mayfly can vary from just 30 minutes to one day depending on the species. The primary function of the adult is reproduction; the mouthparts are vestigial, and the digestive system is filled with air. This makes cruising the streets looking for a mate imperative; an impressive car is a necessity. He’s looking for the experience of a lifetime.
cat66 about 14 years ago
I assume they have a new sales person every day?
(By the way, what is the post from Wetewou, is that a genuine advert? didnt know those were permitted)
Colt9033 about 14 years ago
Either those are tiny cars, or those Mayflies are HUGE.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
One day to eat, reproduce, and die. One night stand
cdward about 14 years ago
Salesman: Now just show me your driver’s license, and we’ll close the deal.
Customer: I don’t have a license! How long does it take to get one?
Salesman: 40 hours behind-the-wheel training.
Customer: I’ll take the bicycle.
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
cat66: FLAG IT!
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
@cat66 Same old website trying to hide as a comment.
The eternal pursuit may be totally true if you click on the link.
Flag it and go would be my advice
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Good idea. What’s the rush?