Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 03, 2010

  1. Led zeppelin stairway to heaven
    saltyftw  over 14 years ago

    YES.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    That was a stupid question to ask.

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  3. Stewiebrian
    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    Talk about being predictable.

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  4. Cnh
    moronbis  over 14 years ago

    Has that anything to do with the new flash player she downloaded yesterday?

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  5. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    It does look like a Shockwave destroyed her globe.

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  6. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Methinks black will probably be the appropriate color to wear.

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    Too much knowlege, even for a crystal ball, can be a bad thing.

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    jimhoundog  over 14 years ago

    been there before I got my braces off, my contacts, zits removed, lisp corrected and lost 20 lbs.

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  9. But eo
    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Well, that was different… and not predictable to me at all.

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    hancel  over 14 years ago

    Does this mean the date’s a bust?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    and then she stands up , stumbles and impales her face on the jagged remains of the crystal ball.

    That’s why the special date didn’t go well, she had to spend several days in a hospital getting glass extracted

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  12. Willy wonka factory
    dsom8  over 14 years ago

    Blue Screen of Death

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  13. Willy wonka factory
    dsom8  over 14 years ago

    You were the sweetest thing that I ever knew But I don’t care for sugar honey if I can’t have you Since you’ve abandoned me My whole life has crashed Won’t you pick the pieces up Cause it feels just like I’m walking on broken glass

    Walking on walking on broken glass (2x’s)

    The sun’s still shining in big blue sky But it don’t mean nothing to me Oh let the rain come down Let the wind blow through me I’m living in an empty room With all the windows smashed And I’ve got so little left to loose That it feels just like I’m walking on broken glass

    Walking on walking on broken glass (2x’s)

    And if you’re trying to cut me down You know that I might bleed Cause if you’re trying to cut me down I know that you’ll succeed And if you want to hurt me There’s nothing left to fear Cause if you want to hurt me You’re doing really well my dear

    Now everyone of us was made to suffer Everyone of us was made to weep But we’ve been hurting one another And now the pain has cut too deep So take me from the wreckage Save me from the blast Lift me up and take me back Don’t let me keep on walking I can’t keep on walking on broken glass

    Walking on walking on broken glass

    Annie Lennox - “Walking on Broken Glass”

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  14. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Nighthawks, that was grisly, but it cracked me up!

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