Close to Home by John McPherson for June 27, 2016

Anyone in town without buck teeth?

Teacher may figure this out when he takes off his shirt to see the notes.

Wait till he finds out it is open book.

He doesn’t have money to pay repay student loans, but he has money for tattoos. Interesting.

Ya know, after a couple years, a few midterms, he’s gonna run out of room!

Looks like he’s got triganosis.

I guess the joke wouldn’t be a funny with henna.

Is he planning to take the final in his underwear?

I told my students no notes on the trig test…unless they got a tattoo of the unit circle. Sadly, no one took me up on the offer.

I work on campus at the testing center and I’ve always played this scenario in my head as to what I would do if I saw answers tattooed on their arms or something lol