La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 31, 2010
August 30, 2010
September 01, 2010
Transcript:
Anchor Baby News Rated #1 cutest newscast Gibby Isabel Gibby: So, Isabel, if Republicans had their way, babies of undocumented immigrants would be stripped of their U.S. citizenship? Isabel: Yes, Gibby. Gibby: We'd be deported? Would we be able to return to the U.S.? Isabel: Only if we were adopted by Brangelina.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hey, love the term “undocumented Immigrants”. It almost makes them sound legit. Too bad all the people waiting patiently for their immigration paper work can’t just walk across a porous border. Enforce the federal laws.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
it’s getting pretty crowded in Bradgelina’s house by now, isn’t it?
drtom01 over 14 years ago
Since the Republicans are never going to advocate prosecuting businesses or individuals that hire illegal Immigrants the problem will never get solved. Why not just turn the system around. Illegal Immigrants pay thousands to coyotes to get them into this country. Have the immigrants pay the money they would pay to the coyote and pay it to the U.S. Consolate in their country. Issue a work visa contingent on finding a job within, say 2 months. Then enroll the now legal immigrant in a 2-5 year program to learn english, U.S. government and apply for citizenship and require the immigrant to pay for and take the classes. Offer the classes at community colleges or other locations. Allow any illegal immigrant in this country to go back to their country of residence and apply for immigration this way. Since this will not ever please the Republicans who really don’t want to ever solve the immigration problem it would have to be forced down their throats. The Republicans will of course say no and will have no counter-proposal but that’s just the Republican style of governance.
lakeboater over 14 years ago
Look stupid there illegal aliens! If you want to be a Mexican citizen go to Mexico otherwise shut the bleeep up and do something funny for a change
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Hey Lalo, keep up the good work. You do get the best and worst comments.
lalo over 14 years ago
CUT AND PASTED from someother strip, and cuz im on deadline:
Lalo Alcaraz said, less than a minute ago Hey, nice to see that my fans are the smartest ones around!!! thanks for the back up, lalo