Monty by Jim Meddick for July 15, 2016

What the hell!! Where did those other 2 come from?And what happened to the white hair on alien 5 between panels 1 and 3? And what’s with the Reese’s pieces P.P. shouldn’t it be McDonald’s? And haven’t I got anything better to do than ask these inane questions?

hey, sounds like some one’s been reading the comments to see the remarks on the regular product placements.

Funny.

Reese’s Pieces? I always thought people were saying “rhesus feces.” Nothing in the flavor persuaded me I was wrong about that.

The alien with the hair is obviously a green representation of Smurfette.

@ Egrayj. You-You’re right! This has been stressful.Perhaps a day or two at the seaside would be helpful.No phones,no Internet,no go-comics,ohmmmmm….

Monty! Buy them some more Reese’s Pieces© and tell them to market them back home as “Ornac Orbs”. They’ll be rich! :-)

“We phoned home like you asked…”“And they sent a ship to pick us up…”“Wait— Why is there a $6 trillion charge on my PayPal for Uber?”“Didn’t you know? They are an interstellar corporation.”“All of Earth’s Uber drivers answer to them.”“Secretly, everyone else on Earth does, too.”“They are your Uber Lords!”

So, Monty, I mean Great Ornac, what is the deal? Are you just tired of the presence of your little congregation, or are you more concerned about your Reese’s Pieces [blatant product placement indeed!]? Hmm?

Beware the murmurs, oh Great Ornac! Or, buy more Reese’s and tell them to rid the world of corruption – that oughta keep ’em out of your hair for a while.