Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 14, 2010

Your shoe leather’s untied. You should take care of that before you serve it.

What if the meat eats YOU.

Did her life with a Vegamatic lead to this?

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Green fuzzy meat is.

I apologize to whomever said it first. Sheik?

Cigarette dangling from mouth………grease on shirt and apron……….shoe laces untied……….My appetite just went south….

everybody who consumed red meat in the past is now dead or is dying now.Red meat will kill you!

flawed logic? what flawed logic?

Doesn’t eat red meat, eh? How about if I put your steak in a blender and then you could drink it?

Now, with flame broil, pre-pressed patties, and all the health concerns, where can I get an 1 1/2 inch patty cooked medium with grease running down to myforearms? They tasted soooo good. [ Praise the Lard!*

*The Great Bill Cosby

If you eat red meat, you’ll die! … sooner or later.

On the other hand, if you eat vegetables every day for 100 years, you’ll live a long life.