Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Rip and TNT stumble onto a yuge underground skull base! Yikes! Phil: We can test out our B.U.M.M.S.* missile until that blasted summer camp is gone! Narrator: *Big Underground Monster Missile System Phil: It's been a dream since childhood to turn everyone into monsters like the one under my bed. Scientist: You mean your childhood bed? Phil: Good gravy no! He was a pussycat compared to the one under my bed now. Scientist: Steady, Phil. You need this job for the dental. I've seen your teeth.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yuge?
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Funny.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
It was a dust bunny, I tell you! And you shoulda’ seen the SIZE of those fangs!!
imbaldeagle over 8 years ago
Only until Rip goes into action. Then he won’t need dental – perhaps a plastic surgeon.
Joseph.B.Prawer over 8 years ago
Jimmy Carter had to deal with an attack bunny. wonder if same one?
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
That must be some monster.