That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 30, 2016

“Has it been 3 weeks or 4 weeks?”

The Virgin Suicide:

“Is that a dagger I see before me, lying on the table? No, I guess it’s an icepick. But it’ll mess up my clothes. I guess I’ll go for the poison.”

“He better call!” Or I’ll cut his….

Better check your email on the Tabulet.

That would account for his losing interest…

A click-to-enlarge version, of this cropped image, can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). It was blurred by artificially enlarging the full image found here.Juliet (link shows Wikipedia page) is privately owned. It is shown, with a different coloration image, and described, by a past auction page (under Lot Notes, mentions a similar painting).In addition to those 2, the artist also painted this, which is almost identical to this, and this, which is almost identical to this (except for title and dimensions).According to a page in an online book preview, it lead to an Alice in Wonderland Chapter One scene. The artist’s concise bio, Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories).First work, by this artist, to appear here.

Hmmm… The directions on the bottle say take 1 tablet after six… or is that after sex ?

And if they hadn’t both died, this is exactly what would have happened.

Where the heck is the sad face emoji?

Before the coathanger was invented….

“Romeo, they’ve defunded Plnd Prthd!”

“By the pricking of my thumbs…..” Oh, sorry – wrong play.

I wonder what even happened to Romeo? He doesn’t call, doesn’t write,

“Farting is such sweet sorrow?” That damn autocorrect!!!

Another work by this artist can be found here.