Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 10, 2016

I don’t telling funny stories at the barber’s is a good idea; the barber might screw up the cut when laughing.

So what’s the rest of the barber’s joke???

So a termite walks into a tavern. Looks around and says where’s the bar tender.

And the barber says “What ? Is this some kind of fowl joke ?”

Kansas City star, that’s what I areYodel-deedle ay-hee, you oughta see my carI drive a big old Cadillac with wire wheels, got rhinestones on the spokesI got credit down at the grocery storeAnd my barber tells me jokesI’m the number one attraction every supermarket parkin’ lotI’m the king of Kansas City, no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot

RIP Roger Miller…

And he never could remember writing You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd.