Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 10, 2016

“I am NOT an animal…I am CALVIN!”

Keep it up Calvin, and maybe they will throw you into a circus.

If the mouth’s stuck open, Dad, then you can shovel anything in. A couple of jalapenos and Calvin may change his mind.

Not to worry, Dad. Children’s fantasies most often come and go with some alacrity. Calvin will be Spaceman Spiff before you know it or building grotesque snowmen!

To LeadingEdge: LE, please, I have a second question. Can I look into the clipboard and see what is in? And how can I do this?

The real question is:“Is Mom that bad cook?”

The real ‘elephant man’, Joseph Merrick, 1862-1890.

Calvin needs a serious ‘time out’ facing the corner.

Don’t argue with crazy people, Dad.

This must be how Trump got started.

Looks like someone isn’t getting dessert.

If Calvin gives me nightmares, I am never reading this strip again!

xxx

What no mouth hole to eat with?

Didn’t Calvin switch from left to right eye open?

LeadingEdge: “My vocabulary just increased by 1.” What’s the one word?