Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 14, 2016

It’s an old gag, but ……….There are two signs you’re getting old. The first is loss of memory. I forget what the second one is.

Your mind…The second thing to go. lol

Just when it’s too late to use it.

Where’s the palm trees /

I had a great comment in mind….

No, but I sometimes end a sentencewith the wrong fusebox (Monty Python).

“Do you ever start a sentence and forget what you were… were… Shoot, I lost my train of thought! Oh, well. Probably wasn’t all that important anyway."

What were we talking about again??

It’s happening now. ??

I’m not suffering from senility, I’m enjoying every minute of it. Now where are my keys?

My train of thought is a steam locomotive and a caboose,

When you get old you start riding the Disoriented Express.

…and your train of thought gets easily derailed.

I can’t help but wonder if he is really even there?!?!?!?……

That train left the station a long time ago.