Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 08, 2010

Cracker crumbs, all over the bed, NOOOOOOOOOO!

So I guess the old Barbara Mandrel song “You can eat crackers in my bed anytime” isn’t being played in the background?

Now it’s war!

That’s a safe guess, LordD.

I used to sometimes wake up with someone who looks like that next to me.

With his mouth open!

I’ll take that over their usual diet.

Gotta love the brand name, “SALTIES”.

http://youtu.be/WfKCcSPCOQo

Did somebody call somebody a cracker? ;-)

He? Better change bars, Brewster!

Rightwingmoron said, about 4 hours ago

“An even worser night….And he’s watching the shopping Channel!”

And using your credit card!!!!

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Sheik, you won’t mind if I don’t show that to my wife. She’s been freaking out about bed bugs for months now – and we don’t have ‘em!

I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers> Hell, I’ll buy the crackers!. Have my standards gone down with age?

They’ve both gone crackers!

I hate it when that happens.

As long as it’s not those cheesy crackers they serve on Southwest–those cheese flakes get over everything and you can’t brush them off. You just rub them in.

Ha ha, good catch Sandfan.

Bet a big ugly space worm would eat up those cracker crumbs.

What? No cheese dip? Animal!

an even much worse night still: the bedbug has sand on his feet!

And he’s HIV positive!

I’ve had that nightmare. But it was a spider, it was concerned about my screaming, it spoke with my GF’s voice. At least it only asked if I wanted to cuddle.