Adam: I can't believe it! First spiders, now lice! Why us? Why must the fates be so cruel? We're good people! Why? Why? Why? And you still haven't answered for the universal crime that is powdered coffee creamer!
One of my most favorite commercials was the one with the legendary “little old lady” and a house full of cats when she runs out of milk and substitutes the fake stuff. Bad move …
cdward about 14 years ago
Wait till you get to the bed bugs.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
And a mighty voice descended and saith “That’s lightener, not creamer.”
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Oh, I can think of worse crimes: lite beer, boxed wine, chemical sweeteners, styrofoam rice cakes and Twinkies are a few that come to mind.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
Beer a crime? And here, I always thought beer came right from God!
ses1066 about 14 years ago
One of my most favorite commercials was the one with the legendary “little old lady” and a house full of cats when she runs out of milk and substitutes the fake stuff. Bad move …
jackdohany about 14 years ago
Hey Adam, I don’t buy the powdered stuff, and neither should you.
OMC-USNR about 14 years ago
twpsi -
LITE beer is the crime! Coors light is redundant.
Real beer is a lovely amber to dark black, and has a richness of taste & odor that pilsner just cannot match.
jpozenel about 14 years ago
What’s worse is fat free half and half. What’s the point of that?
Karen345 about 14 years ago
@jtpozenel Absolutely. It has such a chemical taste. Bleck!
trekkermint about 14 years ago
coffee kremer, per mythbusters, explodes real good - you thought you were supposed to consume the stuff?
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
OMC-USNR, I like they way you think. Let’s go out to a bar sometime. I’ll buy the first beer!