Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 19, 2016
July 18, 2016
July 20, 2016
Transcript:
Unicorn: I did not think I would enjoy going to camp with a human. However, it was a largely unobjectionable experience. You smell fine and do not snore. Unlike some unicorns I could name. Marigold: My heavenly nostrils are experiencing heavenly allergies.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
Are they also capable of having normal alergies? Then there’s everything in between, and various third parties and combanations between two or more of the above.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
To what is this one certain unicorn who shan’t be named allergic?
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Either that unicorn is trying to humiliate Marigold using Phoebe, or the girl really did left a good impression. Hard to tell.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I get it.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Unicorn snark!
Dr_Fogg over 8 years ago
We have to get our dog an allergy shot in the spring. Otherwise she is constantly scratching.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
I always feel like such a social success when I am complimented on “smelling fine”, don’t y’all? Well done, Phoebe; your parents will be proud. Sigh.
Yngvar Følling over 8 years ago
Does Dana miss her old series title?