Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 28, 2016
August 27, 2016
August 29, 2016
Transcript:
Clerk: Good morning, Mr. Drabble! Long time, no see! Just sign in and you can start working out! Ralph: Actually, I'm not here to work out. I just want to leave my phone here for a little while! Clerk: Your phone?? Ralph: My wife got one of those "tracking" apps... Now she can track the location of my phone throughout the day! Clerk: Something tells me you're on a diet again! Ralph: If you need me, I'll be across the street at the donut shop!
tom_wright over 8 years ago
Ya gotta get up early to outwit Ralph Drabble!
david_42 over 8 years ago
Yet another reason to have a flip-phone.
Perkycat over 8 years ago
Now Honeybunch wants to know how he is gaining so much weight on his diet.
locake over 8 years ago
I’m surprised that he ever joined a gym.
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
hmmmmmmmmthere is no way that i would let a spouse put a tracker on my phone.
Squirrelchaser over 8 years ago
Would have been funny if the guy at the counter said “No problem,” and opened up a cabinet with a dozen other phones.
purpleriver over 8 years ago
That’s just not right. He should sign in, leave his phone, THEN go do a bunch of lifting those chocolate topped weights across the street. LOL :-D