Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 17, 2016

Every time I hear something about British royalty, I thank God we won the Revolutionary War.

Some women marry well.One woman married Peter.

Tony asked

Alright already?

Does his life insurance cover that?Risky one…

I’m not so sure it’s “luck” to marry into that life.Sure, you get to be rich and famous…you get to travel…wear beautiful clothes.Your kids will be royal, go to great schools…and one will be the future monarch…Wait…. I was aiming for the down side…oh, yeah…you’re busy, overbooked and over-scheduled, for most of the rest of your life…always in the public eye, every move photographed.Every word you say, every bite of food, every shoe, every slight bulge…analysed, debated, criticised…You don’t feel well and want to sleep late, but you have to get up at dawn..put on a wool suit and heels, and full makeup…and be driven 75 miles to speak at the opening of the new frozen pea factory in some little town you’ve never been to….

And if that’s not enough to make you run…there are the hats!

You have to wear those insane hats!!

X … just her luck.

I would rather hear about Princess Catherine than Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Seriously, hasn’t the election been done yet?

Solve everything don’t get married!!!

I’d rather be hearing about British Royalty than any one of our politicians and the one who ought to fire himself, especially.

Wow, all these people “sick of hearing about” the current candidates for president, can’t stop talking about them. There’s irony.

Catherine, although a de facto princess does not wear the title as yet. The reigning monarch or Queen in this case must bestow it.

For a really good tutorial on how “royals” got their gigs, watch “Game Of Thrones”……….Augment it with"The Borgias" and “The Tudors”.

For a really good tutorial on how “royals” got their gigs, watch “Game Of Thrones”……….Augment it with"The Borgias" and “The Tudors”.

@Tonyalright

She’s a skrog he shoulda married a hottie

@TonyAlright already?

Like the kid at the end of every Bones episode: “What does that mean?”

Do you get the hoopla?

Hula Hoopla? I think there is still one in the garage…

I must agree with some here, the British system and those in charge, beats ours by a landslide! Only the Donald holds any interest at all for me at the moment!