Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2016

Clever strip, but just one question; Since when do pigs use bowls? The only time I associate bowls with pigs is when I need something to put the rib bones in.

Next door, at the crow’s pub that caters to rattlesnakes, he almost fell for it rook, stein and slinker.

Yes, it might sound like hog’s heaven, but it looks like truffle. If you don’t take this advice, there might be re-pork-ussions.