Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 27, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    A stool pigeon must have tweeted.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 8 years ago

    “…anything you say will be tweeted..you have the right to social media, texting and Pokèman GO…..”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Once he gets plugged into the system…

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    Jeff0811  over 8 years ago

    He should have made his escape in Airplane mode.

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    They can’t take him in the car like that – once in the car he’ll have to be hands free.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    It thought it was sooooo smart.

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    mikeyman  over 8 years ago

    He will have cell mates.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    Bad vibrations.

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    waltermgm  over 8 years ago

    He might be charged with assault and battery.

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    tahoeh2o  over 8 years ago

    Someone dropped a dime on him…

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    As Ron White says, “I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.”

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    Perkycat  over 8 years ago

    Great play on words! Love all the comments!

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    I dreamed a dream in time gone byWhen hope was highAnd phones always worth livingI dreamed that phones would never dieI dreamed that God would be forgivingThen I was young and unafraidAnd dreams were made and used and wastedThere was no charging to be madeNo song unsungNo batteries needed

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    And he’s being arrested for battery.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    It’s not the phone’s fault that the person who uses it doesn’t know how to talk without broadcasting his business for everyone to hear.

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    tbally57  over 8 years ago

    Does he at least get one last phone call??

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    Digital Frog  over 8 years ago

    Apparently he was the droid they were looking for…

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 8 years ago

    After a few days in the prison, he activates his flight mode!

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