I dreamed a dream in time gone byWhen hope was highAnd phones always worth livingI dreamed that phones would never dieI dreamed that God would be forgivingThen I was young and unafraidAnd dreams were made and used and wastedThere was no charging to be madeNo song unsungNo batteries needed
orinoco womble over 8 years ago
A stool pigeon must have tweeted.
Hugh B. Hayve over 8 years ago
“…anything you say will be tweeted..you have the right to social media, texting and Pokèman GO…..”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Once he gets plugged into the system…
Jeff0811 over 8 years ago
He should have made his escape in Airplane mode.
jreckard over 8 years ago
They can’t take him in the car like that – once in the car he’ll have to be hands free.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
It thought it was sooooo smart.
mikeyman over 8 years ago
He will have cell mates.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
Bad vibrations.
waltermgm over 8 years ago
He might be charged with assault and battery.
tahoeh2o over 8 years ago
Someone dropped a dime on him…
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
As Ron White says, “I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.”
Perkycat over 8 years ago
Great play on words! Love all the comments!
zeexenon over 8 years ago
I dreamed a dream in time gone byWhen hope was highAnd phones always worth livingI dreamed that phones would never dieI dreamed that God would be forgivingThen I was young and unafraidAnd dreams were made and used and wastedThere was no charging to be madeNo song unsungNo batteries needed
dflak over 8 years ago
And he’s being arrested for battery.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
It’s not the phone’s fault that the person who uses it doesn’t know how to talk without broadcasting his business for everyone to hear.
tbally57 over 8 years ago
Does he at least get one last phone call??
Digital Frog over 8 years ago
Apparently he was the droid they were looking for…
Courage the Cowardly Dog! over 8 years ago
After a few days in the prison, he activates his flight mode!