That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 15, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    “I could have married a lawyer, but no; I had to fall for a dairy farmer.”

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    “Dad-burned cheesehead expects me to butter him up all the time.”

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    Helen Ferrieux  over 8 years ago

    She’d always wanted to learn to play the bagpipes. (Should’ve Gone to Spec Savers)

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    Superfrog  over 8 years ago

    It’s good to start the day with a well formed stool.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    He always feels remorseful, eventually, and buys her jewelry….She’s prepared to milk his abuse for all she can get.

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    PICTO  over 8 years ago

    “You gotta watch your stepWhen you know the chips are down” - Cow Patti

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    GR6  over 8 years ago

    In her later years, no one in the family had the heart to tell Grandma it was not necessary to milk the milk weed plants.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Does that make her a Stoolie?

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    Joken'  over 8 years ago

    And what a big stool it is

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “I gotta get more sleep. It was ten minutes before I realized I was trying to milk the bull.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    Milk maid counts to 100, while cows try to find a place to hide.

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    garcoa  over 8 years ago

    The cows keep moving further away, playing their cruel joke on Granny.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 8 years ago

    A click-to-enlarge version, of this slightly-cropped image, can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). Its larger, parent click-to-enlarge image can be found here.The Dairy Maid isn’t, as far as I can tell, currently shown online, by its current-location, the artist’s home.Or, maybe it’s currently on loan to here. The artist’s Google translated Welsh Wikipedia page (Google translated German Wikipedia page may have more) and collection.First work, by this artist, to appear here.

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    katzenbooks45  over 8 years ago

    Old Miss Muffet, schlepping her tuffet.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    " All this s—-, because the xxxxxxx Mister decided he’d like cream in his coffee !"

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    Call me Ishmael  over 8 years ago

    “Chairperson” demoted to “stoolperson” by the stockholders….

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    Suny  over 8 years ago

    “Husband’s Joke About Her ‘Stool’ " Oh, what a bunch of BULL_ _ _ _! LOL….Sorry, I won’t put in the last word; butt, I just couldn’t resist. I hope no one takes offense in what I just did.

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    cameron_scarlett  over 8 years ago

    Where is that damn cow?! I know I parked it somewhere around here!

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