Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 06, 2016

And if life hands you some chiffon…make a chiffonade.A marmal… make marmalade…a tapan…. make tapanade.But if cooking school hands you a huge tuition bill….apply for studentade.

And if life hands you a gren, make a……. well, actually don’t make that.

When life hands you a gator, make Gatorade.

When life hands you crap,make a crapburger! What??

And if life gives you a band…