Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Hey, Lars...can we talk to you about that "god particle" thingy? Voice in tube: No! And stop calling it that! Danae: Oh sorry. Jeffrey: It's Higgs Boson, Danae. Danae: Ok, so why is this such a big deal? Lars: Because the power it can generate is too dangerous.....And every time we've given you talking monkeys something good, you've made it into something destructive!! Jeffrey: You're not helping. Danae: This is gonna be another rant about the internet, right? Lars: It was supposed to make you smarter!!
Can't Sleep about 8 years ago
Wonder how Danae would react to an anal probe?-—-Depends on who’s being probed. But generally, I’d guess she’d say, “Ewwww.”
somebodyshort about 8 years ago
Wait until the rant turns to twitter and facebook. We won’t even consider Pokemon Go
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
It is a most powerful tool for flaming and trolling (and I guess there is other stuff, too).
Varnes about 8 years ago
Lars does seem irritated, here….If it wasn’t for the fact that this strip is 4 years old, I’d say he’s been hangin’ in a Flint water pipe……..
Pointspread about 8 years ago
Or even a Ford probe?
Varnes about 8 years ago
Good luck with that Lars…Make us smarter? seriously, Lars?………Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha!!!
loudmouthbass about 8 years ago
“talking monkeys”….this isn’t going to end well
erik.vanthienen about 8 years ago
> It was supposed to make you smarter!!
That was the case until September 1993, when AOL began offering Usenet access, and netiquette became a thing of the past …
Varnes about 8 years ago
mwaurelius, good point….
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
The best made plans of mice and men aft gae aglee! Besides, everything on the internet is TRUE! I read it on the internet!
ekw555 about 8 years ago
thanks for the porn, Lars!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Wonder how Danae would react to an anal probe?-Her intestinal fauna is the same as most people in that town. They don’t have to.
Beleck3 about 8 years ago
you mean to say power wasn’t created for the psychopaths to use and abuse the rest of us with? wow, what a concept
Old Texan75 about 8 years ago
When I was driving a school bus, one of the teachers would print out directions from the internet to school functions. Invariably she would get lost and call me and ask, all in a panic, “Where am I?” Sometimes she would be many miles in the wrong direction. But it was not all lost. She got all her sciencey stuff from Oprah.
dabugger about 8 years ago
It is a wonder how some little remark exploded into an extreme misunderstanding. Poor Higgs Boson. Maybe between the interaction of Danae, Jeffrey and Lars the little mess can be clarified. Keeping the inane media and religionists from their usual muddling.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Danae wants to be all powerful. She is in love with despotism.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 8 years ago
Some day ago I read that the Boson discovery is not so sure :Geneva scientists spoke about some wrong calculation or somethig like this
Space_cat about 8 years ago
It made me smarter, now I know where are the idiots are in the world at all times.
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
@ Bruno
Like Lars. I also am a stranger in a strange land !
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Smarter ? Thhhhhppppt we’ve got Donald Trump to tell us everything we need to know