Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 01, 2010

  1. Thinker
    Sisyphos  about 14 years ago

    Maybe Yes, maybe No. After the staking, we’ll know for sure! (It’s like the testing for witches: if you survived it, you were guilty; if you died, you were innocent.)

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    In this case the reverse is true. If he disintegrates, he’s a vampire. If he just dies of massive bleeding and heart stoppage, he’s not a vampire. It’s not a win-win situation for him, since he suffers a painful death either way. Where’s Renfield when he needs him?

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    Sisyphos  about 14 years ago

    –Out chasing spiders, Sheik.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    A tribute artist? All the more reason to stake you!

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Look! Over there! It’s an Elvis impersonator! Quick! Stake him!!

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    Digital Frog  about 14 years ago

    He should have ordered his stake rare…

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 14 years ago

    He’s just trying to point out his mis-stake. ☺

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago

    You can’t kill them. they’re already dead. The stake is to keep them in the box.

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