Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 30, 2010

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    rayannina  about 14 years ago

    I find muttering to myself and dragging an aluminum softball bat behind me works well.

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    Ah, emulating Teddy Roosevelt, speaking softly and carrying a big stick.

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    MisngNOLA  about 14 years ago

    Who knew? And here everybody thought TR was a genius, when it turns out he was just schizo.

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    lazygrazer  about 14 years ago

    I just take out my partials and cackle when feeling threatened…

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    Play dead, it worked in ‘Dinner for Schmucks’…

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    The Marine Corps taught me how to run.

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    MisngNOLA  about 14 years ago

    Lew, I’m betting you already knew how to run, the Marines just taught you when to run.

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    Me_Again  about 14 years ago

    I would be very sickened too if I heard somebody say that to me!

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