I find muttering to myself and dragging an aluminum softball bat behind me works well.
Ah, emulating Teddy Roosevelt, speaking softly and carrying a big stick.
Who knew? And here everybody thought TR was a genius, when it turns out he was just schizo.
I just take out my partials and cackle when feeling threatened…
Play dead, it worked in ‘Dinner for Schmucks’…
The Marine Corps taught me how to run.
Lew, I’m betting you already knew how to run, the Marines just taught you when to run.
I would be very sickened too if I heard somebody say that to me!
rayannina about 14 years ago
I find muttering to myself and dragging an aluminum softball bat behind me works well.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Ah, emulating Teddy Roosevelt, speaking softly and carrying a big stick.
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
Who knew? And here everybody thought TR was a genius, when it turns out he was just schizo.
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
I just take out my partials and cackle when feeling threatened…
margueritem about 14 years ago
Play dead, it worked in ‘Dinner for Schmucks’…
lewisbower about 14 years ago
The Marine Corps taught me how to run.
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
Lew, I’m betting you already knew how to run, the Marines just taught you when to run.
Me_Again about 14 years ago
I would be very sickened too if I heard somebody say that to me!