I find muttering to myself and dragging an aluminum softball bat behind me works well.
Ah, emulating Teddy Roosevelt, speaking softly and carrying a big stick.
Who knew? And here everybody thought TR was a genius, when it turns out he was just schizo.
I just take out my partials and cackle when feeling threatened…
Play dead, it worked in ‘Dinner for Schmucks’…
The Marine Corps taught me how to run.
Lew, I’m betting you already knew how to run, the Marines just taught you when to run.
I would be very sickened too if I heard somebody say that to me!
rayannina over 14 years ago
I find muttering to myself and dragging an aluminum softball bat behind me works well.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Ah, emulating Teddy Roosevelt, speaking softly and carrying a big stick.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Who knew? And here everybody thought TR was a genius, when it turns out he was just schizo.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
I just take out my partials and cackle when feeling threatened…
margueritem over 14 years ago
Play dead, it worked in ‘Dinner for Schmucks’…
lewisbower over 14 years ago
The Marine Corps taught me how to run.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Lew, I’m betting you already knew how to run, the Marines just taught you when to run.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
I would be very sickened too if I heard somebody say that to me!