Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 27, 2016

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    Jeff0811  over 8 years ago

    This has me wondering how hard it is to do dishes in the Meyer household. It’s not like they have to take them to the river and beat them against a rock. All either one has to say is, I’m going to load the dishwasher, can you help me out for a minute or two?

    Then the appreciative spouse who received the help can say, I’m going to bed early, can you help me out for a minute or two?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 8 years ago

    Add “lizard” and “Spock.” Sure, it’s nerdy, but unless you’re too nerdy to deviate from Spock, it stands a better chance of not tying.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    If she was sure he wasn’t going to start with paper, she should have chosen rock.

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