A neighbor’s ex- girl friend died, leaving a string of hot checks. A lawyer called him one day, demanding to know her whereabouts, lawsuit pending, arrest imminent, etc.My neighbor said, "If I give you her address and I guarantee that she is there now, will you stop calling me.? Lawyer agreed. Neighbor gave in the address 400 Front Street, No. 1193. (I forgot the lot number, but that will do.) Lawyer thanked him and promised no more calls if she was there.She was. The address of the local city cemetary.
Superfrog about 8 years ago
I’ll bet he’s here again tomorrow.
banks00wv about 8 years ago
No matter where you go…there you are.
sarazan7 about 8 years ago
Everybody’s gotta be somewhere.
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
..but he never said why.
Linguist about 8 years ago
He’s here, there , and everywhere !
Old Texan75 about 8 years ago
A neighbor’s ex- girl friend died, leaving a string of hot checks. A lawyer called him one day, demanding to know her whereabouts, lawsuit pending, arrest imminent, etc.My neighbor said, "If I give you her address and I guarantee that she is there now, will you stop calling me.? Lawyer agreed. Neighbor gave in the address 400 Front Street, No. 1193. (I forgot the lot number, but that will do.) Lawyer thanked him and promised no more calls if she was there.She was. The address of the local city cemetary.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
It’s a sign of the times…