Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 03, 2016

That’s vegan, not Vulcan!

Vegans are kind of alien.

Thank You, Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly. This is beyond price. Apparently though, there is a genetic component to vegetarianism. In parts of the world where people have subsisted on vegan diets for many generations they have slowly bred humans who can thrive on it.

Men are from Mars, women from Venus & all Vegans are from Vega

Vega? I thought vegans came from cloud cuckoo land.

vegetarians are people who don’t eat meat

vegans are people who don’t want anyone else eating meat either

Beam me up, Captain Picard.

A friend of mine bought his wife a Vega for her birthday once! Amazingly, they are still married…

How can you tell if there vegans in the room?You don’t need to…they’ll tell you

They are a little spacy. It’s the “holier than thou” look on their faces that really identifies them. If I were creating the world, I would have made all animals vegetarians. But since it ain’t that way, just live with it. Ah, that carrot might be somebodies mother!!

See today’s WuMo

He should have a man bun. . .

In either case (vegan or vegetarian), the word is derived from an old Indian (OK, you PC types: Native American) word meaning “bad hunter.”