“Are you mocking me?”“Are you mocking me?”“Stop it!”“Stop it!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“It’s amazing how Brewster always defeats our enemies without superior intelligence…”“It’s amazing how—”“Human, Brewster. With a fist.”“Oh. Okay.”
That’s an old trick that doesn’t work in chess. You (black) are a beginner so you just mirror whatever white does. Complete and perfect balance, right? 1. d4 d5 2. c4 c5 3. dxc5 dxc4 4. Qa4+ …ouch
Bilan over 8 years ago
Just don’t try that with a bear.
rayannina over 8 years ago
Jazz hands: the universal language.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Are you mocking me?”“Are you mocking me?”“Stop it!”“Stop it!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“It’s amazing how Brewster always defeats our enemies without superior intelligence…”“It’s amazing how—”“Human, Brewster. With a fist.”“Oh. Okay.”
Ray_C over 8 years ago
“You’re a jerk.”“I know you are.”“No, I said YOU are a jerk.”“I know you are.”“Well, then…I’m a jerk.”“I knew it!”
PappyFiddle over 8 years ago
That’s an old trick that doesn’t work in chess. You (black) are a beginner so you just mirror whatever white does. Complete and perfect balance, right? 1. d4 d5 2. c4 c5 3. dxc5 dxc4 4. Qa4+ …ouch