Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for July 23, 2016

I also get all my nutrition from organic carbon containing compounds.

I want them to engrave that on my urn.Make it platinum and keep it in a prominent place.And I want a Winged Victory for a handle on the lid!No need for a name.Everybody will know who it was.Just put “Best Person Ever”.

Q: how can you identify a vegan?A: oh, don’t worry, they’ll tell you…

BTW, the burrito-eating panel is a thing of great beauty.

Clap clap clap?? Claptrap.

missing the word “overdramatic” in between best and person.

Fine.Would you like a bit of organic worm with your organic apple?

Love this strip.

I’m glad to see that Sarah is still enjoying her burrito! Ms. Perfect should shove that rose up her organic butt.

I always get the feeling that people who are vegan or ate organic always say it like they want an prize or an audience to start clapping. you eat that burrito, Sarah

Perfect!

Ummm…… everyone eats organically. I have never yet seen one human eating plastic food.

And that burrito probably has some GLUTENS, which as every yoga pants mom knows is the most toxic substance on earth.

Recently I was asked if I wanted the free range tortilla at the burrito place. I said I wanted the extra GMOs and extra gluten option. And a side of hippy-riffic sauce. The burrito maker person laughed so hard he gave me the entire order for free.

You are what you eat. Cows are vegetarians, and I eat cows. Therefore, I am a vegetarian.

This is totally my wife. JP Sears did a video comparing going organic to joining a religion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WimA-FpWBoc

you can be happy or healthy

Why do people use eating organic food as a flex? I eat only organic food and I don’t seem to mention every 10 minutes

Wow, lil blondy there just earned the World’s Most Basic White Girl award for 2021.