Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for August 17, 2016

Some guys just don’t know when to quit.

.Good morning fellow fight fans!.BMBG is pleased to broadcast another exciting round in the Dick Tracy vs Abner Kadaver battle of the century. VB is pulling out all the stops with his background accordion music paced to provide a tempo for Dick Tracy’s deadly blows! Humming along is our own Neil Wick! Commentary by non other than the sometimes controversial omnipotent Gweedo! Can it get any better? The question now is, can VB play the Death March if necessary? After all, this appears to be a fight to the finish!.

For every ending, there’s a beginning.

Ever wonder how Hound and Watson met …?

“The Final Solution”

So, it appears that Tracy was injured somewhere in this process. VB, did you see anything behind the smoke?

……it’s Abner physically, but mentally this time around he seems to be far off form…..a master of elaborate, creepy schemes to dispose of Tracy in the past, he seems to be lost and a symbol of frustration now instead……he probably should’ve sent Rikki in his place; doubt she would have bothered with the pre-chat before the main event

Gweedo with his inquisitive mind asked,Bill, the full body shot is very flattering ! Why have you held out on us for so long ?-————————————————————————-.I was saving the best for last!.Don’t go away. There will surely be more!

“There is only one solution left!”Considering the looks of Abner’s eyes, I hope that solution is Visine!

Looks like a fatal act is about to occur…….

So Tracy really shot Abner the other day. If only Abner learned to shut up it would have been difficult for Tracy to do that. I see another shot from Tracy tomorrow as Abner prepares to throw a knife/

Rikki will go berserk when she hears that Abner is a goner. There will likely be a killing spree at Tracyville

Abner, what a blowhard. I will not lament his demise, if it happens.

Kadaver will trip and fall, and be stabbed by his own dagger. Happens every time.

Is it a seven per cent solution?

As Bugs Bunny would say; “He certainly talks a lot, don’t he?”

O, The Final Problem will bring the Final Solution….will Both go over the Falls???

He still needs to find out where Tess is.

We talking Chopin or Charles Gounod ? ;)

Dick, just shoot the SOB already.

Gweedo harked,I’m impressed that he is still working, much like my long time broadcasting partner, Vista Bill Raley and his trusty steed, Comet-———————————————————————-.Thanks for the shout out, Gweedo!

Gweedo quickly gleebed,Bill, I can’t say enough Good about my partner here in the broadcast booth over looking Reichenbach Falls, on this beautiful sunny day !-———————————————————————.You can see the sun, Gweedo? I’m lost in a sea of smoke. Ask Neil to start humming again so I can find my way out of this! Abner, please turn off the smoke machine!

Gweedo & Vista Bill, GREAT COMMENTARY, again today.

Thanks for the entertainment..and the action rolls on !!

Gweedo blared out,Well, no sense in us both being in the smoke filled maelstrom, Bill ! Still got half a coffee to get through !Neil is your lifeline so keep an ear cocked for the melodious rhythmic hum !Neil ! Get with it !!!-———————————————————————-.Thanks Gweedo! I think I am beginning to hear Neil now. Ask him if he can hum a bit louder. Abner seems to have turned to smoke machine to the super smoke setting!

Gweedo reassured me with this tad,Bill, I am digging up the “Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny” at this very moment, which will give Neil’s voice the needed volume to overcome the roar of the falls to help guide you out safely !-—————————————————————————————————.Whew! What a relief. I was getting worried. Thanks for standing my me in these difficult moments, Gweedo!.

In front of the roaring crowd, Gweedo chimed out,We’re all in this together, Buddy !-————————————————————————.That is certainly reassuring, Gweedo! I knew I could count on you and Neil to come to the rescue!

Danger at the fallsFoes strike at one anotherFalls loud around themVista, Neil, Gweedo stay right thereFraught with danger they report

As I read today’s dialogue, I think Tracy has not fired his revolver yet, but that Kadaver has nicked him with that stiletto (ahh, mixed-emotion memories of the late lady!), and that Tracy now alleges that he hopes Abner’s blood-lust is satisfied. As I’ve said before, Tracy is reluctant to gun down Kadaver because he needs him alive, to learn of Tess’s whereabouts and effect her rescue! But he may have to open fire, and soon, as the faceless fiend is about to attempt the Thrown Dagger of Death…..

So, when you guys gonna meet ?________________________We haven’t met face to face but I look forward to that eventually happening.

Maybe Tracy will waterboard Kadaver about Tess’ whereabouts. That oughta work!

Will “Red Velvet” take the “cake”? (I know, I have no shame, LOL!)______________________It comes with a big dose of punicillin.

And, as I’ve said before, Abner has — in no way, shape or form — said that he has her.

Neither has he said that he doesn’t have her. Her whereabouts is a mystery, either way.

Tracy: Kadaver, if you take me to Tess and give yourself up now, it will go much easier for you.Kadaver: Ha! Ha! Ha!Tracy: I won’t leave without her!Kadaver: Exactly! You will never leave!

It’s possible that he didn’t kidnap her, but he’s not denying it. Of course, it’s in his best interest to avoid denying it even if he didn’t do it.