Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 28, 2016

19.95? for Poncho? We’ve got to get into some negative numbers to get rid of this mutt.

Boomer and Hudson, you are not exactly a dog’s best friends.

One could not give Poncho away let alone sale him :-(

STOP REUSING IDEAS, PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing more expensive than a free dog. Or a $19.95 dog for that matter. I recently did the math for vet care on my last two fur babies, and it totalled over $25,000.00. Throw in food, treats, toys, and the damage they caused over 13 and 15 1/2 years, respectively, and it had to be closer to $35 K.

The fine print under that $19.95 sales sticker reads:

“Beware of Dog. Do not leave unattended. Handle with care. Article is provided “as is” without any warranties. May be unsuitable for sensitive people. No money down. All sales final. No kidding."

I’d actually PAY Chazz to keep him…