Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 01, 2016

Looks like Cookie Monster met a real monster.

If your right hand offends you…….

“C” is for “chainsaw”.

He saw the Cookie Monster.

This might be a ugly bad rumor but I heard the cookie monster no longer eats cookies on Sesame Street. They probably made Daibetic or something.

And before anyone gets bent out of shape yes diabetes is serious and no fun at all. Just stop changing childhood classics to meet current trends. They’re muppets just add a new one.

But like I said this entire comment is based on a rumor… so Meh. :)

Interesting timing, since HBO just fired three of Sesame Street’s longest-running cast members.

Take that, Cookie Monster! Do the officials at HBO know about this? Maybe they ordered it.

HBO is cutting the original staff. Now it’s becoming an adult cartoon series.

Bert and Ernie get married, Kermit and Miss Piggy do porn, the end.

That is soooooooooooooooo wrong!

Leopold’s in trouble now. He obviously doesn’t know much about Big Blue….http://didnitellyou.blogspot.com/2015/10/big-blue-compilation.html

From the thread linked above:.But then we pulled Cookie Monster out of retirement. Zubara was heating up. We needed his particular set of skills. Part of me feels guilty… I’m the man that put that bag of snickerdoodles in front of him. I’m the one that dragged him back in. I remember, when he looked at me with his big, sad, googley eyes and said “COOKIE? ME LIKE COOKIE? ME KILL TERRORISTS. NOM NOM NOM NOM.” and the next thing I knew, we were sitting on a rooftop, watching bad guys through the twenty power scope on top of a Barrett M82…

Meet the newest muppet, “Lefty,” formerly known as Cookie Monster!Never try to poach Leopold’s cookies, kids!