Side effects of monarchy include: empire-building, hemophilia, an unsustainable caste system, extended ear growth, male pattern baldness and adultery. In rare Russian cases, monarchy can lead to violent communist overthrow. Do not attempt to crush an American revolution while on Monarchy. If symptoms persist for more than 5 centuries please consult your pope.
Not effective in most countries; not intended for pregnant ladies; made possible by a grant from Halliburton Corporation where we are proud to cheat our troops, not intended to be a factual statement..[read far too quickly to understand, of course…]
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
The House of Trump
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Sorry, Queenie, but we went with a Revolutionary treatment a long time ago, and we’re not ready to stop using it yet.
Nuklhd over 8 years ago
Side effects of monarchy include: empire-building, hemophilia, an unsustainable caste system, extended ear growth, male pattern baldness and adultery. In rare Russian cases, monarchy can lead to violent communist overthrow. Do not attempt to crush an American revolution while on Monarchy. If symptoms persist for more than 5 centuries please consult your pope.
Linguist over 8 years ago
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
It’ll never work as a medicine… the name is too easily pronounced.
NWdryad over 8 years ago
Sounds good to me, as long as the monarch is sane.
Nobody_Important over 8 years ago
Where do we sign up???
floralian over 8 years ago
Glad you’re back,Pab!
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Not effective in most countries; not intended for pregnant ladies; made possible by a grant from Halliburton Corporation where we are proud to cheat our troops, not intended to be a factual statement..[read far too quickly to understand, of course…]
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
I don’t think Monarchy can cure Idiocracy. I fear it’s terminal…