Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 11, 2010

Well Andy you wanted Flo to get your beer least thing you can do help her carry it is. Flo doesn’t want her kitchen to be a tavern. Your lucky Flo bought you beer to begin with.

Andy, help her out. Make those beer cans lighter before Flo takes out the trash.

Well Flo, quit buying Andy beer. Stop giving him money for the pub, and stop giving him money for the race track. Make him get a job if he wants to do those kind of things.

Gonna build a bar in the back of my car…and drive myself to drink. (Country and western song)

Winter is almost here, Pet. Then you can leave them on the porch.

With a draught beer tap installed in the kitchen Flo could roll the keg home, no lifting. The grocery bill would be less because there wouldn’t be as much room in the fridge what with the keg and all. Or alternatively, Flo could make more frequent trips to the grocer for perishables and thus gain the benefits of aerobic exercise. Seems like a win/win to me.

I’ll drink to that, coot31.

somebody short, the beer fridge beside the couch would not work for Andy, He would have to move somewhat and open the door, that’s too much work!!

Ever the pragmatist, Andy.

Resistance training for women helps to keep them slim and trim.

You should be thanking Andy, Flo!

He’s English, why would his beer need a fridge?