Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 10, 2010

  1. Purposeinc wolf
    ladywolf17  about 14 years ago

    I want to hear it too.

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    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    Bung discovers how to seduce a woman from ID (even when pixelated)

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    gimmickgenius  about 14 years ago

    Q: Why didn’t the snake bite the King? A: Professional courtesy.

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    TheSkulker  about 14 years ago

    @gimmickgenius

    That’s for Lawyers, not Kings!

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 14 years ago

    Gimmickgenius: because it didn’t want to get poisoned?

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    Edcole1961  about 14 years ago

    Then the snake bites the king, causing the snake to die.

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    Constantinepaleologos  about 14 years ago

    Any joke about the king is good.

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    That’s one joke Bung can’t use in his actual profession as court jester. He must use all the others therein.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I’d like to hear that one, too.

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    Dewed  about 14 years ago

    What if the snake was a pet?

    that’s on her list lol

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    How’d the Fink get his foot high enough?

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    MisngNOLA  about 14 years ago

    LameRandomName, if you read this, look back at yesterday’s comments for my reply to your post.

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    cstewart23  about 14 years ago

    And the snake says “Son, watch where you’re walking.”

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    Iwa Iniki  about 14 years ago

    What kind of snake?

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    mudiwa  about 14 years ago

    I bet the king really got it, i hope it was in the fanny.

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    mudiwa  about 14 years ago

    I bet the king really got it, i hope it was in the fanny.

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    calvinballer07  about 14 years ago

    so… political jokes are ok

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    etkd  about 14 years ago

    My cat ate cantalope, artichoke, meatloaf, garlic knots, anything we would give him.

    My dog wouldn’t eat anything untill the cat ate it first.

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    Me_Again  about 14 years ago

    I want to hear this joke, Bung.

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    Droshala  5 months ago

    So no this or that kind of joke, but animal cruelty jokes are okay? Figures.

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