Baldo en Español by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for September 09, 2010

OK, then. Cinnamon Rolls Chocolate Milk Hempler’s Bacon Grits Pirate Coffee

HI, MARG!!!

HI JFRI!!! I’ll have a cinamon roll for each hand, please. I’m up to 15 miles on the bike now.

Have a good night!

Good job on the bike, Marg! Your order is up!

Buenos dias loco ochos!! Gracias por el gris JFri

Marg a roll in each hand and on the bike. Is this what caused the accident in the first place?

Akenta tongue in cheek! Good to see you girl!

HI MARG!

I’ll have bacon and pirate coffee! Where’s my plums?

You’ve had ENOUGH hydrated prunes!

Buenos dias. It is not often they are called prunes anymore. Public perception is everything. HMM, I am pondering a cinnamon roll wrapped in bacon. That has got to be a low calorie option, don’t you think?

Yes Cleo that is what I was trying to tell nimrod about the name plums vs. prunes!

Nimrod, whoops, I mean JFri, what else do you have to offer then? I’m getting hungry again!

Dry, I would offer you some turkey but That would be cannibalism if you ate it! Time to go road trippin’!

OOH! Insults abound.

cleo, mark your calendar. I left Dry speechless!

Hola JFri, Marg, Akenta, Dry y Cleo! Any cinnamon rolls left? I could eat a couple or five, whatever, pass ‘em over.

What about the old “my dog ate my homework” excuse?

I’m going to ketchup on my toons. I need to read yesterday’s and today’s. BBL

HOLA Carmy!

Cleo (DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME AND NOT TELL ME. CEO!)

It’s pretty easy to leave someone speechless, WHEN THEY WEREN’T HERE TO REPLY BACK IN THE FIRST PLACE, TURD! I’ll be waiting here patiently until your road trippin’ is over! :-D

Hola Dry! I read yesterday’s comments and I LMBO! Sorry I missed it. I saw that Cleo has been promoted to “”CEO.** Hee hee!!

Yes he is now the CEO of the looney bin! He must be so PROUD!!

I expect a big salary and a windowed office facing the Puget Sound with a secretary that knows how to type even though she is astoundingly beautiful and capable of serving my “official” needs, plus a private sailboat and Learjet. I need a personal assistant and an annual salary of 7 digits, with a balloon payout upon my release of employment.

Well I qualify for some of that as your assistant. Where do I apply? Do you need my resume?

Buenos dias loco ochos!!

My homework isn’t done because the cat ate my mouse.

To our esteemed CEO:

Where do we pick up our pay cheques?

Don’t text JFri on the road. He’s tripping!

Hi Dry!

Hi Marg!!

Tabby Sorry I missed you last night.

BBL

Hola Cleo, Dry and Shika! Getting ready to eat tacos, arroz y frijoles. BBL

Eat and run Everybody! Or maybe I should say, Run and eat!

Dry, are you available to set my appointments, my luncheon engagements, my golf schedule, my dinner appointments, my dry cleaning pickup, etc, etc, etc, etc, without a word of complaint, besides keeping me in stock of your hot Hungarian sauerkraut stuffed peppers.

For what are you being paid * Shika*?

Cleo, I want to get paid too! You got a job for me too?

Oh, you know. For calling you CEO? showing up?

Carmy You can cover my shifts when I don’t show up!

I can type X’s!

And O’s

And ( )

Do you think he will hire us too Carmy?

Cleo I will do all but pick up your laundry! I will make your dinner appointments as long as I get some of the food and of course the Hungarian peppers come with me! :-) Now let’s discuss salary!

I’ll pick up your laundry Cleo!! (How hard can that be? You don’t wear anything.)

Oh, did I say that out loud?

Hi Dry!

Geez Shika I didn’t think of that! :-D

HI SHIKA!

Wow, you got an easy job!!

Of course, once in awhile you may have to pick up his hat at the cleaners! :-)

Shika, I can cover your shifts when you can’t.

Cleo, I can drive you to the car wash at 2am and I’ll make a fast getaway with you when the cops show up!

LOL Okay Dry I’ll pick up his hat when Carmy isn’t covering my shift! :-)

You think Cleo will like all the jobs he is going to pay us to do with his big fat pay cheque? LOL

Dry Do you think you will have to carry Cleo’s special pillow when he travels? That should get you a bonus!

Good evening all! Just popping in to say Hi. How is everyone?

I’m getting a bath and then it will be beddy bye time for me.

I’ll come back to say good night though.

Hi johnnydoc5 ! Long time no see.

Hi Johnny! Long time no see!! I’m doing okay, how are you doing?

JOHNNY!!!! :-D

We’re just discussing all the jobs we’ll be doing as Cleo’s assistant! Need some extra cashola? I’m sure we can find a job for you! You could pour his Booker’s for him. He’s CEO now you know, JFri appointed him today! ROFLMAO!!

And JFri finally thought he had shut me up! :-D

I am well. Really busy in what was supposed to be an easy semester. That is annoying.

When did your semester start? Mine start Monday.

What subjects are you taking this semester? This is your second year, or third, I forget.

I made a lot of money this past summer, I am all set. My semester started on Tuesday. (Can’t work on Labor Day in the States.) Dry, this is my fifth year.

Now back to the football game. BBL

Whoa! That long? I lost track somewhere! Then you’re doing really good, and should soon be done! Good for you! Still going for PA, and then on to doctor. You did say you were thinking about that didn’t you?

Football? Who’s playing tonight?

I have no idea, Carmy!

Oh well, I don’t feel like watching any football now anyway. I want to see Tebow and I think he’s playing on Sunday.

I just checked. Minnesota is playing the Saints. Have to see if it’s on tv. DANG IT!

It is and the Saints are up by 5!

Wow! I missed a lot. Hello johnnyd, I was wondering where you were and missed your comments.

If I get my 7 figure a year salary, you can all have jobs. I long for a bunch of flunkies to do take care of my every whim.

FLUNKIES???? That does it, I’m sneaking in your house tonight and stealing all your Booker’s!

Dry how did you not know about the game tonight??? I thought Favre was your man? Sheesh!

Johnny I’ve been busy with some RL and just totally forgot! Some things take precedence even over him! But I’m watching now!

Is that the game you were watching? I’m assuming since it’s Thurs. this is the only game on.

Stealing Booker’s, how does that differ from every day?

Usually I leave some! This time I won’t!

Well, Favre’s return was less than memorable. Too bad. And on that happy note I am off to bed. Peace and love all!

I knew you’d be back Johnny! :-P

Sleep well my friend!

Who you calling a flunkie, nekkid man?

Goodnight Johnny!

Good night johnnyd.

Dry? When have you ever left booze? After your visits I only find empties.

Movie time.

Movie time, how convenient, Nekkid man!

Dry, I think Cleo is saying you’re a lush. Go slap him silly, girlfriend!!

That was JFri that left the empties, not me!

Dry, I saw several “I Love Lucy” episodes yesterday. I saw the one where Lucy and Ethel bought the 2 sides of beef and i saw the episode where Lucy was making a commercial for Vegevitameal and she got drunk.

Yes those were good ones. Was the one with Bill Holden on? That was and always will be my all time favorite!

It’s been a long day for me, so I too, shall say goodnight!

I’ll see ya’ when I see ya’!

Sweet dreams everyone! Esp. you girlfriend!!!

Not if I see ya first!

Dry, I didn’t see, the one with Bill Holden recently. I know I saw it a long time ago though. Goodnight and sweet dreams to you to girlfriend! I’m going sleepers in a few minutes.

Sweet Dreams Dry, Carmy, cleo and johnny!!

I’m going on retreat tomorrow until Sunday, but if I can, I’ll pop in before I go.

Let’s hope you get that job cleo. But I want my job description changed to “well paid flunkie”!

Good Night!!

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