Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 09, 2016

And they always fall on their left sides after being poisoned by reality TV.

Phineas Gage had his personality changed after the accident, it is believed he lobotomized himself when the bar pasted through his head. (ouch).\\//_

I always wondered what was that skull in the intro of the original “Believe it or Not” TV series (the one with Jack Palance), finally I know it.

Unless you spray it with your left hand

I’ve heard of Phineas Gage. It’s amazing he lived to tell the tale!

Right side huh! What if they are left handed, sided, or footed? LOL

“Always” is a word that should be used carefully. I even wonder about “often” being used here. Has someone really walked around with a can of insecticides and noted which way they fell? Was it paid for by a government grant?

Re the 08 03 strip:I doubt that engineers delight in running over animals. Actually, they have derailed trains, re the Izmir Express (Turkey, 1964)(Hit a herd of sheep)In 1948, evening, rolling across Montana on the Oriental Limited: Suddenly a scream from the women’s restroom!Followed by women hastily exiting!And then the smell of skunk wafting through the car!(Ran over a skunk just as the toilet was flushed)

“Missa missa missa may, chicka chicka chicka bay.”

For as little as an ant weighs, the aerosol breeze should have more of an effect on which way they fall than anything else

OK, an ant does. What about all the others?