Monty by Jim Meddick for September 11, 2016

“If you can’t dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with bull poop!”

The problem is obviously a bad muffler bearing.

If ya don’t use the right cuss word and hold your mouth a certain way you’ll never get that bolt loose! And yes, there is, such a thing as a Johnson rod…..

Like anyone’s going to believe you, Monty Mountebank!

Check the crankshaft return spring…

I noticed that you’re a bit low on Turning Signal Fluid while I was under the hood

It’s nearly fall, wont be too much longer before you need to have the air in your tires switched from summer air to winter air

Usually the problem is a loose nut behind the steering wheel.

I think the problem is that Monty has a screw loose.

I’ve had a stuck smirkin valve on rare occasion when I’ve been proven right.

Tail placement on the third balloon in panel 6 is clumsy. Is it being spoken by the robot or the woman in the car?

@mwbarr. The woman isn’t visible,E.B. is,and he’s pointing at Monty,therefore it is quite obvious as to whom is speaking. You are nitpicking with your observation I’m afraid.

I spent way too much on new muffler bearings last time my car was in the shop. Next time I’m gonna go with reconditioned ones and not get ripped off. Ya gotta get up pretty early in the morning ….