Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 10, 2016
Transcript:
the boys have taken over the jackson's house for the weekend. verne goes exploring....verne: ooo....a smart toilet...i've always wanted to use one of those. click. verne: hmm....warm air. ooooo.....warm water... turn you head and cough ahhhhh! Verne: don't go in the bathroom, either.
starfighter441 over 8 years ago
That made me choke on my tea.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
I like modern conveniences, but that’s a little too convenient.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
I’ll do my own lawn care thank-you !
HMunster over 8 years ago
The first time I saw a bidet I thought that it was to rinse my toothbrush with before using it.
craigwestlake over 8 years ago
At my plant (long ago) we had a convergence of improbabilities; a new pipefitter that couldn’t read pipe-wrap codes and connected a compressed air line to a water line – AND an old timer that always flushed before he stood up…
HMunster over 8 years ago
It’s a good thing that he DIDN’T get up and look down at his “product” before flushing, because he would have gotten shit faced!