Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
Frank: I'm a self-made man! Woman 1: Oh, I wouldn't be that hard on yourself. Woman 2: "Like two ships in the night"?...No, we're like a ship and an iceberg. Woman 3: I didn't say you make me feel younger. I said you've set me back ten years. Frank: I was killing time the other day.... Woman 4: Boring it to death, no doubt. Frank: I think the reason I strike out with women so often is that they're also the umpire!
WOODNFLINT over 8 years ago
The umpire has to call them the way they see them………….
Superfrog over 8 years ago
You give away too many free kicks but, at least, you didn’t get red carded.
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
No, it’s because you’re fat and ugly. Give up already.
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
Just find women who are just as dumb as you are, Frank and Ernie.
abil77 over 8 years ago
Delete
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Eno is far better at striking out…
UncleTim` over 8 years ago
Not only are they the umpire, they make up the rules—as they go along!
wingrest over 8 years ago
how about we switch places, man to woman, woman to man. still as funny
hippogriff over 8 years ago
bill kellerBoth ladies and gentlemen might think it, but be too polite to say it out loud.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
A ship and an iceberg? Did they serve salad on the Titanic?