Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 09, 2016

I’d be happy if this site didn’t cause my computer to slow to a crawl.

Not being able to touch the lamp; ay, there’s the rub.

One day while cleaning her desk the civil servant wiped the dust off her desk lamp and a Genii appeared.“I shall grant you three wishes” he said.“#1,I would like to be on a sunlit sandy beach” she said.Poof, she was instantly transport to the sea shore.“#2,I wish I had a tall cool drink” she said.Poof, it was so.“#3, I wish I never had to work again” she said.Poof, she was back at her desk.

Ah, that’s the problem, you are using a Mac.

If you just rub the screen, some yahoo will show up.

Sometimes technology just gets in the way.

What’s a command key?

Have you tried running the cursor over it a few times?

Nah, that just brings up porn.